Food poisoning

Nearly a year ago I had food poisoning and learned some lessons.


    1. Mum is always right! When Mum tells you not to eat seafood soup DO NOT EAT SEAFOOD SOUP!
    2. Take 2 or more pakets of 'anti-diarrhoea' tablets. You and your partner will both need them and six tablets will not be enough.
    3. Rich tea biscuits will become your friend. They keep your energy up and you can keep them down.
    4. Just leave the 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door and stay asleep.
    5. Sip water. You're ill because you're purging. Water keeps you hydrated and helps flush it out.
    6. The whole thing is less painful when you have tennis to watch
    7. You will still feel queezy and be unable to eat full meals or certain things for about six months.
    8. When you remember the food poisoning your body's muscle memory and brain memory automatically makes you feel ill.
So yeah, basically food poisoning is awful!

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